Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set

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Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? Our Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list. Contents: • 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide • 12 miniature kraft envelopes • Box Cards Include • Fa–la–fucking–la • ‘Tis the damn season. • Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. • A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. • Spoiler alert: he dies. • It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. • Save water, drink cocoa. • He sees you when you’re drinking . . . • Nothing for you, whore! • Santa doesn’t believe in you either. • Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. • Bite me. Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!
Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? Our Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list. Contents: • 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide • 12 miniature kraft envelopes • Box Cards Include • Fa–la–fucking–la • ‘Tis the damn season. • Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. • A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. • Spoiler alert: he dies. • It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. • Save water, drink cocoa. • He sees you when you’re drinking . . . • Nothing for you, whore! • Santa doesn’t believe in you either. • Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. • Bite me. Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!

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